<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097</id><updated>2012-02-16T06:36:10.132Z</updated><title type='text'>cupidfail</title><subtitle type='html'>the internet's most eligible singletons</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>49</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-2703770632919071017</id><published>2009-04-11T12:02:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T12:04:18.932+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing to add</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB5FOOZq9I/AAAAAAAAAGI/hB4rL45FHpk/s1600-h/bloodyhell.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB5FOOZq9I/AAAAAAAAAGI/hB4rL45FHpk/s400/bloodyhell.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323387890176732114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I'm Doing With My Life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WORKING IN A HOSPITAL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm Really Good At&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The First Thing(s) People Notice About Me Are&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EITHER HE IS AN IDIOT OUT TO MALE YOU LAUGH OR THE DIET DIDNT WORK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANY DENNIS WHEATLEY STORY. MOST ACTION OR COMEDY AND I DO LIKE A CURRY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Six Things I Could Never Do Without&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SIX THINGS ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAUGHTER&lt;br /&gt;GOOD FRIENDS&lt;br /&gt;A GOOD CURRY&lt;br /&gt;A GOOD READ&lt;br /&gt;AN INTERESTING FILM&lt;br /&gt;A NICE PIECE OF MUSIC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOT A LOT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On A Typical Friday Night I Am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;READIG OR WATCHING A VIDEO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit Here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOT AFRAID TO CRY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Should Message Me If&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A HONEST LOYAL MAN EITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-2703770632919071017?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/2703770632919071017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/04/nothing-to-add.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2703770632919071017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2703770632919071017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/04/nothing-to-add.html' title='Nothing to add'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB5FOOZq9I/AAAAAAAAAGI/hB4rL45FHpk/s72-c/bloodyhell.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-9048015608467381045</id><published>2009-04-11T11:57:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T11:59:10.053+01:00</updated><title type='text'>No shit!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB366H3OuI/AAAAAAAAAGA/v2ZVjH5TEJw/s1600-h/smiler.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB366H3OuI/AAAAAAAAAGA/v2ZVjH5TEJw/s400/smiler.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323386613470280418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The First Thing(s) People Notice About Me Are&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my smile : -))))&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-9048015608467381045?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/9048015608467381045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/04/no-shit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/9048015608467381045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/9048015608467381045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/04/no-shit.html' title='No shit!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB366H3OuI/AAAAAAAAAGA/v2ZVjH5TEJw/s72-c/smiler.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-1272133791023362312</id><published>2009-04-11T11:54:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T11:56:00.176+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A spotty man? You'd be lucky.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB3JtkwDCI/AAAAAAAAAFw/6fOvyIfruQk/s1600-h/binbawbag.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB3JtkwDCI/AAAAAAAAAFw/6fOvyIfruQk/s400/binbawbag.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323385768288193570" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When she was made, they found something wrong with her and threw her away like a piece of rubbish.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-1272133791023362312?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/1272133791023362312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/04/spotty-man-youd-be-lucky.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/1272133791023362312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/1272133791023362312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/04/spotty-man-youd-be-lucky.html' title='A spotty man? You&apos;d be lucky.'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SeB3JtkwDCI/AAAAAAAAAFw/6fOvyIfruQk/s72-c/binbawbag.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-5402189952683068840</id><published>2009-02-02T21:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-02-02T21:03:51.991Z</updated><title type='text'>What are the scores?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdfjwvMTRI/AAAAAAAAAFo/74T0_vaaukk/s1600-h/dawes.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdfjwvMTRI/AAAAAAAAAFo/74T0_vaaukk/s400/dawes.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298308554607578386" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-5402189952683068840?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/5402189952683068840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-are-scores.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5402189952683068840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5402189952683068840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-are-scores.html' title='What are the scores?'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdfjwvMTRI/AAAAAAAAAFo/74T0_vaaukk/s72-c/dawes.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-267011083622679078</id><published>2009-02-02T20:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-02-02T21:00:18.950Z</updated><title type='text'>My parents swapped me for a horse.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYde0RQ9svI/AAAAAAAAAFg/_QNNkGh7Xm8/s1600-h/cow.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYde0RQ9svI/AAAAAAAAAFg/_QNNkGh7Xm8/s400/cow.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298307738705441522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-267011083622679078?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/267011083622679078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-parents-swapped-me-for-horse.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/267011083622679078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/267011083622679078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-parents-swapped-me-for-horse.html' title='My parents swapped me for a horse.'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYde0RQ9svI/AAAAAAAAAFg/_QNNkGh7Xm8/s72-c/cow.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-5179645830864430874</id><published>2009-02-02T20:53:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-02-02T21:04:55.013Z</updated><title type='text'>WoW!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdeGNqjyKI/AAAAAAAAAFY/sA9wchr_nig/s1600-h/wow.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdeGNqjyKI/AAAAAAAAAFY/sA9wchr_nig/s400/wow.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298306947465070754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Work wise I am a specialist working for a gaming company who are based in San Fransisco though luckily for me I work from home."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Translation: I sell internet hats in Second Life and cry myself to sleep at night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She drivels on about being good at hugs, too. Is it personal ad speak for handjobs or something?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-5179645830864430874?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/5179645830864430874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/wow.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5179645830864430874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5179645830864430874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/wow.html' title='WoW!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdeGNqjyKI/AAAAAAAAAFY/sA9wchr_nig/s72-c/wow.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-3854608399179886852</id><published>2009-02-02T20:48:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-02-02T20:50:44.675Z</updated><title type='text'>This kind of profile makes me sad inside.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdcOIQULYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/MG7l9KWJrIY/s1600-h/15523590916019379493.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdcOIQULYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/MG7l9KWJrIY/s400/15523590916019379493.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298304884428516738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"im a full time mummy"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still, touching yourself is the best way to cure depression.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-3854608399179886852?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/3854608399179886852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/these-kind-of-profiles-make-me-sad.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3854608399179886852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3854608399179886852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/these-kind-of-profiles-make-me-sad.html' title='This kind of profile makes me sad inside.'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdcOIQULYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/MG7l9KWJrIY/s72-c/15523590916019379493.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-6429608889820493628</id><published>2009-02-02T20:41:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-02-02T20:42:58.716Z</updated><title type='text'>The Saddest Kangeroo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdakVIquOI/AAAAAAAAAFA/uCEPStNs9rY/s1600-h/18203472640936129556.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdakVIquOI/AAAAAAAAAFA/uCEPStNs9rY/s400/18203472640936129556.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298303066819967202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-6429608889820493628?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/6429608889820493628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/6429608889820493628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/6429608889820493628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post.html' title='The Saddest Kangeroo'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdakVIquOI/AAAAAAAAAFA/uCEPStNs9rY/s72-c/18203472640936129556.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7785059870812986572</id><published>2009-02-02T20:39:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-02-02T20:41:09.118Z</updated><title type='text'>I'VE HAD A BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdaRh2-udI/AAAAAAAAAE4/9SrUTcX1-do/s1600-h/cup2.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdaRh2-udI/AAAAAAAAAE4/9SrUTcX1-do/s400/cup2.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298302743817927122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7785059870812986572?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7785059870812986572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/ive-had-brain-haemorrhage.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7785059870812986572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7785059870812986572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/02/ive-had-brain-haemorrhage.html' title='I&apos;VE HAD A BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYdaRh2-udI/AAAAAAAAAE4/9SrUTcX1-do/s72-c/cup2.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-5409156758332739079</id><published>2009-01-28T21:56:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T22:19:41.180Z</updated><title type='text'>Coming soon to a cinema near you...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDUoRbbUdI/AAAAAAAAAtc/kcaxWua8PMA/s1600-h/4191238346655046554.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296466950125998546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDUoRbbUdI/AAAAAAAAAtc/kcaxWua8PMA/s400/4191238346655046554.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Brokeback Mountain, starring Boris Johnson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-5409156758332739079?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/5409156758332739079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/coming-soon-too-cinema-near-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5409156758332739079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5409156758332739079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/coming-soon-too-cinema-near-you.html' title='Coming soon to a cinema near you...'/><author><name>favus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017894991974675534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SX7YjCRniRI/AAAAAAAAAsY/5ojyaHs8QGc/S220/getimageCAMS1X4G.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDUoRbbUdI/AAAAAAAAAtc/kcaxWua8PMA/s72-c/4191238346655046554.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-8470327522976168785</id><published>2009-01-28T21:54:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T22:21:14.720Z</updated><title type='text'>If you listen very very closely...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDULATjWSI/AAAAAAAAAtU/T4TWMtielJw/s1600-h/14385952757852722026.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296466447313361186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 165px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDULATjWSI/AAAAAAAAAtU/T4TWMtielJw/s400/14385952757852722026.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; ...you can hear the corset saying "Help me! Help meeeee!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-8470327522976168785?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/8470327522976168785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/if-you-listen-very-very-closely.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8470327522976168785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8470327522976168785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/if-you-listen-very-very-closely.html' title='If you listen very very closely...'/><author><name>favus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017894991974675534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SX7YjCRniRI/AAAAAAAAAsY/5ojyaHs8QGc/S220/getimageCAMS1X4G.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDULATjWSI/AAAAAAAAAtU/T4TWMtielJw/s72-c/14385952757852722026.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-3489209257503693320</id><published>2009-01-28T21:51:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T22:21:47.041Z</updated><title type='text'>ATTN GUYS!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDTiqCG29I/AAAAAAAAAtM/mNlTP_1EtbE/s1600-h/8421142740416968728.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296465754139843538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDTiqCG29I/AAAAAAAAAtM/mNlTP_1EtbE/s400/8421142740416968728.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; YOUR COCK HERE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-3489209257503693320?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/3489209257503693320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/attn-guys.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3489209257503693320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3489209257503693320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/attn-guys.html' title='ATTN GUYS!'/><author><name>favus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017894991974675534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SX7YjCRniRI/AAAAAAAAAsY/5ojyaHs8QGc/S220/getimageCAMS1X4G.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDTiqCG29I/AAAAAAAAAtM/mNlTP_1EtbE/s72-c/8421142740416968728.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7685473471342619402</id><published>2009-01-28T21:48:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T21:49:29.307Z</updated><title type='text'>WLTM: Someone to go with for walks in the park..</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDStuW4zEI/AAAAAAAAAtE/tZhl9n1t8fU/s1600-h/5326813842410087639.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296464844767677506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDStuW4zEI/AAAAAAAAAtE/tZhl9n1t8fU/s400/5326813842410087639.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; or someone who will live me, in the park, must have own box&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7685473471342619402?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7685473471342619402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/wltm-someone-to-go-with-for-walks-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7685473471342619402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7685473471342619402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/wltm-someone-to-go-with-for-walks-in.html' title='WLTM: Someone to go with for walks in the park..'/><author><name>favus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017894991974675534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SX7YjCRniRI/AAAAAAAAAsY/5ojyaHs8QGc/S220/getimageCAMS1X4G.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDStuW4zEI/AAAAAAAAAtE/tZhl9n1t8fU/s72-c/5326813842410087639.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-5200271255890416317</id><published>2009-01-28T21:39:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T22:23:04.828Z</updated><title type='text'>"a)i dont read books"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDQwFLEzxI/AAAAAAAAAs0/Ng1p--ZR0rA/s1600-h/215450527288507943.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296462686228631314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDQwFLEzxI/AAAAAAAAAs0/Ng1p--ZR0rA/s400/215450527288507943.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; "Im nearly finished trainning to become an electrician"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-5200271255890416317?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/5200271255890416317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/ai-dont-read-books.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5200271255890416317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5200271255890416317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/ai-dont-read-books.html' title='&quot;a)i dont read books&quot;'/><author><name>favus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017894991974675534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SX7YjCRniRI/AAAAAAAAAsY/5ojyaHs8QGc/S220/getimageCAMS1X4G.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sWPeKEwntd8/SYDQwFLEzxI/AAAAAAAAAs0/Ng1p--ZR0rA/s72-c/215450527288507943.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-807126617175766998</id><published>2009-01-28T21:01:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T21:03:25.139Z</updated><title type='text'>The person I'd least like to sit next to at a dinner party!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDH1ahSsbI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ZkD_v96Zh2A/s1600-h/cupidwtf.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDH1ahSsbI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ZkD_v96Zh2A/s400/cupidwtf.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296452882253656498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My favourite books: Books on relationships, spirituality and investment." Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die shave die.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-807126617175766998?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/807126617175766998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/person-id-least-like-to-sit-next-to-at.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/807126617175766998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/807126617175766998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/person-id-least-like-to-sit-next-to-at.html' title='The person I&apos;d least like to sit next to at a dinner party!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDH1ahSsbI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ZkD_v96Zh2A/s72-c/cupidwtf.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-2419107524744450315</id><published>2009-01-28T20:57:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T20:58:44.015Z</updated><title type='text'>You Should Message Me If... you're willing to forget where we met when people ask</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDG2hT6TYI/AAAAAAAAAEo/FnTk_rL7nVE/s1600-h/cupidokcupid.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDG2hT6TYI/AAAAAAAAAEo/FnTk_rL7nVE/s400/cupidokcupid.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296451801744821634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm thinking that targeting yourself at people with a sense of shame is going to be a little bit limiting, mate.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-2419107524744450315?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/2419107524744450315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/you-should-message-me-if-youre-willing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2419107524744450315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2419107524744450315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/you-should-message-me-if-youre-willing.html' title='You Should Message Me If... you&apos;re willing to forget where we met when people ask'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDG2hT6TYI/AAAAAAAAAEo/FnTk_rL7nVE/s72-c/cupidokcupid.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-4126769433572811716</id><published>2009-01-28T20:51:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T20:54:15.810Z</updated><title type='text'>Attention: uggers</title><content type='html'>Using the lowest resolution photo of yourself possible does not count as making the best of a bad lot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDFsr8ZJ3I/AAAAAAAAAEg/uFgnfxFqqK4/s1600-h/cupidpixels.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDFsr8ZJ3I/AAAAAAAAAEg/uFgnfxFqqK4/s400/cupidpixels.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296450533288650610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah baby, let me slide my manmeat between those sexy sexy pixels!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-4126769433572811716?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/4126769433572811716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/attention-uggers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4126769433572811716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4126769433572811716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/attention-uggers.html' title='Attention: uggers'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDFsr8ZJ3I/AAAAAAAAAEg/uFgnfxFqqK4/s72-c/cupidpixels.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7211440917889013503</id><published>2009-01-28T20:48:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T20:49:51.445Z</updated><title type='text'>Smile! It will definitely never happen!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDE055TkLI/AAAAAAAAAEY/gCKNwd6liSQ/s1600-h/cupidshallow.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDE055TkLI/AAAAAAAAAEY/gCKNwd6liSQ/s400/cupidshallow.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296449574961123506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"please dont judge me on my appearance cause it is incredibly shallow and rude"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7211440917889013503?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7211440917889013503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/smile-it-will-definitely-never-happen.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7211440917889013503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7211440917889013503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/smile-it-will-definitely-never-happen.html' title='Smile! It will definitely never happen!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SYDE055TkLI/AAAAAAAAAEY/gCKNwd6liSQ/s72-c/cupidshallow.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-4828836158433225307</id><published>2009-01-28T09:41:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-28T22:23:49.836Z</updated><title type='text'>...and Orville?</title><content type='html'>Why does everyone trying to get an internet date bang on about cuddles all the time? Maybe if you just tried some good old-fashioned oral sex you wouldn't have to pick a partner from a load of internet reprobates?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-4828836158433225307?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/4828836158433225307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-orville.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4828836158433225307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4828836158433225307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-orville.html' title='...and Orville?'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7854913110154135616</id><published>2009-01-25T10:15:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-01-25T10:16:25.132Z</updated><title type='text'>"AN INSULT TO ME IS A COMPLIMENT"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw74KKK0bI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Zv2jkI1EAqQ/s1600-h/insult.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw74KKK0bI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Zv2jkI1EAqQ/s400/insult.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295173097866580402" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Necessity: the mother of invention.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7854913110154135616?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7854913110154135616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/insult-to-me-is-compliment.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7854913110154135616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7854913110154135616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/insult-to-me-is-compliment.html' title='&quot;AN INSULT TO ME IS A COMPLIMENT&quot;'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw74KKK0bI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Zv2jkI1EAqQ/s72-c/insult.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-2032910784981863634</id><published>2009-01-25T10:11:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-25T10:15:18.645Z</updated><title type='text'>WLTM: my neck</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw62p533pI/AAAAAAAAAEI/nSsY6hmMnh0/s1600-h/neck.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw62p533pI/AAAAAAAAAEI/nSsY6hmMnh0/s400/neck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295171972516798098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-2032910784981863634?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/2032910784981863634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/wltm-my-neck.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2032910784981863634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2032910784981863634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/wltm-my-neck.html' title='WLTM: my neck'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw62p533pI/AAAAAAAAAEI/nSsY6hmMnh0/s72-c/neck.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-4530809319384951546</id><published>2009-01-25T10:07:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-01-25T10:09:02.940Z</updated><title type='text'>Ugly stick located!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw6NlJZBKI/AAAAAAAAAEA/qE3WgPOw7VI/s1600-h/uglystick.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw6NlJZBKI/AAAAAAAAAEA/qE3WgPOw7VI/s400/uglystick.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295171266865071266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-4530809319384951546?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/4530809319384951546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/ugly-stick-located.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4530809319384951546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4530809319384951546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/ugly-stick-located.html' title='Ugly stick located!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXw6NlJZBKI/AAAAAAAAAEA/qE3WgPOw7VI/s72-c/uglystick.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-8529776310653143765</id><published>2009-01-24T11:26:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-01-24T11:27:26.733Z</updated><title type='text'>Persona: The Maid of Honor</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXr7AF1JogI/AAAAAAAAAD4/LWOdxV0LupE/s1600-h/cupidfailsun.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXr7AF1JogI/AAAAAAAAAD4/LWOdxV0LupE/s400/cupidfailsun.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294820290911117826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-8529776310653143765?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/8529776310653143765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/persona-maid-of-honor.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8529776310653143765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8529776310653143765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/persona-maid-of-honor.html' title='Persona: The Maid of Honor'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SXr7AF1JogI/AAAAAAAAAD4/LWOdxV0LupE/s72-c/cupidfailsun.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-5895305006466414172</id><published>2009-01-11T12:19:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-01-11T12:19:59.579Z</updated><title type='text'>WLTM: a good dentist</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SWnj7U1ibSI/AAAAAAAAADw/suwOHa6V-xc/s1600-h/dentist.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SWiQVbZkzJI/AAAAAAAAAC4/vdQ9n8aVMVs/s400/cupidrink.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289636460153326738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-903938231857522725?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/903938231857522725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/4-ciders-for-front-door-6-for-back.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/903938231857522725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/903938231857522725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2009/01/4-ciders-for-front-door-6-for-back.html' title='4 ciders for front door, 6 for back, right?'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SWiQVbZkzJI/AAAAAAAAAC4/vdQ9n8aVMVs/s72-c/cupidrink.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-2584178024989872583</id><published>2008-12-20T11:36:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-20T11:37:29.787Z</updated><title type='text'>MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUzY9s0rYGI/AAAAAAAAACw/VungYaORXlg/s1600-h/cupidvision.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUzY9s0rYGI/AAAAAAAAACw/VungYaORXlg/s400/cupidvision.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281835017514475618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-2584178024989872583?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/2584178024989872583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-vision-is-impaired-i-cannot-see.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2584178024989872583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2584178024989872583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-vision-is-impaired-i-cannot-see.html' title='MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUzY9s0rYGI/AAAAAAAAACw/VungYaORXlg/s72-c/cupidvision.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-2639710319725455665</id><published>2008-12-20T11:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-20T11:29:33.201Z</updated><title type='text'>Good news everyone!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUzWxuFmuRI/AAAAAAAAACo/YHy5obrHMlw/s1600-h/cupidclit.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUzWxuFmuRI/AAAAAAAAACo/YHy5obrHMlw/s400/cupidclit.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281832612672223506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm not 'into' sex"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-2639710319725455665?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/2639710319725455665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/good-news-everyone.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2639710319725455665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2639710319725455665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/good-news-everyone.html' title='Good news everyone!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUzWxuFmuRI/AAAAAAAAACo/YHy5obrHMlw/s72-c/cupidclit.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7365218191195858824</id><published>2008-12-14T20:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-14T20:32:11.449Z</updated><title type='text'>Hello Princess!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUVtF_NeHtI/AAAAAAAAACg/n8K2VFS99qo/s1600-h/cupidnighty.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUVtF_NeHtI/AAAAAAAAACg/n8K2VFS99qo/s400/cupidnighty.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279746087796481746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7365218191195858824?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7365218191195858824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/hello-princess.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7365218191195858824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7365218191195858824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/hello-princess.html' title='Hello Princess!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUVtF_NeHtI/AAAAAAAAACg/n8K2VFS99qo/s72-c/cupidnighty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-8788056850590039157</id><published>2008-12-14T13:47:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-14T13:48:26.724Z</updated><title type='text'>Twattoo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUOitd9RbI/AAAAAAAAACY/VVWLDL79H2I/s1600-h/cupidtwattoo.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUOitd9RbI/AAAAAAAAACY/VVWLDL79H2I/s400/cupidtwattoo.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279642127645361586" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's Japanese for "Warning: Knobhead approaching".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-8788056850590039157?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/8788056850590039157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/twattoo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8788056850590039157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8788056850590039157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/twattoo.html' title='Twattoo'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUOitd9RbI/AAAAAAAAACY/VVWLDL79H2I/s72-c/cupidtwattoo.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-4941847015269376106</id><published>2008-12-14T13:43:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-14T13:45:03.371Z</updated><title type='text'>"What I'm Doing With My Life"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUNg7SyJtI/AAAAAAAAACQ/w1DPUmXI24M/s1600-h/cupidshitbin.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUNg7SyJtI/AAAAAAAAACQ/w1DPUmXI24M/s400/cupidshitbin.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279640997485225682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"rummaging around in the shit-bin"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-4941847015269376106?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/4941847015269376106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/what-im-doing-with-my-life.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4941847015269376106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4941847015269376106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/what-im-doing-with-my-life.html' title='&quot;What I&apos;m Doing With My Life&quot;'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUNg7SyJtI/AAAAAAAAACQ/w1DPUmXI24M/s72-c/cupidshitbin.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-4790438984248499316</id><published>2008-12-14T13:32:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-14T13:34:32.712Z</updated><title type='text'>No-one likes me when I'm angry.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUK_yUpPHI/AAAAAAAAACI/MDdqucxcgck/s1600-h/cupidgreen.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUK_yUpPHI/AAAAAAAAACI/MDdqucxcgck/s400/cupidgreen.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279638229118172274" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-4790438984248499316?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/4790438984248499316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/no-one-likes-me-when-im-angry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4790438984248499316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4790438984248499316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/no-one-likes-me-when-im-angry.html' title='No-one likes me when I&apos;m angry.'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUK_yUpPHI/AAAAAAAAACI/MDdqucxcgck/s72-c/cupidgreen.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-2403357738753451296</id><published>2008-12-14T13:26:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-14T13:27:48.547Z</updated><title type='text'>Yes, I am haunted by the ghosts of my own plain face!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUJtH2ByJI/AAAAAAAAACA/iFbAiQMJmbs/s1600-h/cupidplain.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUJtH2ByJI/AAAAAAAAACA/iFbAiQMJmbs/s400/cupidplain.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279636808966195346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-2403357738753451296?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/2403357738753451296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/yes-i-am-haunted-by-ghosts-of-my-own.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2403357738753451296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/2403357738753451296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/yes-i-am-haunted-by-ghosts-of-my-own.html' title='Yes, I am haunted by the ghosts of my own plain face!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUJtH2ByJI/AAAAAAAAACA/iFbAiQMJmbs/s72-c/cupidplain.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-503766907185008660</id><published>2008-12-14T13:18:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-14T13:18:41.790Z</updated><title type='text'>Please love me, a donkey ate my ears :(</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUHrrv_mMI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Z1E1P08iZfM/s1600-h/cupidFACE.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUHrrv_mMI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Z1E1P08iZfM/s400/cupidFACE.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279634585221568706" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-503766907185008660?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/503766907185008660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/please-love-me-donkey-ate-my-ears.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/503766907185008660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/503766907185008660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/please-love-me-donkey-ate-my-ears.html' title='Please love me, a donkey ate my ears :('/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUUHrrv_mMI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Z1E1P08iZfM/s72-c/cupidFACE.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-3664214205640195013</id><published>2008-12-13T15:23:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-13T15:23:58.709Z</updated><title type='text'>The lesser of two evils...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUPTilg-coI/AAAAAAAAABw/_dGTypCL-yo/s1600-h/cupidfail.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUPTilg-coI/AAAAAAAAABw/_dGTypCL-yo/s400/cupidfail.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279295779347788418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-3664214205640195013?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/3664214205640195013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/lesser-of-two-evils.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3664214205640195013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3664214205640195013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/lesser-of-two-evils.html' title='The lesser of two evils...'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUPTilg-coI/AAAAAAAAABw/_dGTypCL-yo/s72-c/cupidfail.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7072420207554401751</id><published>2008-12-13T15:22:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-13T15:23:22.483Z</updated><title type='text'>You don't have to be crazy to fuck me, but it helps!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUPTZeWtzkI/AAAAAAAAABo/gwPiZHbAyf0/s1600-h/cupidfailbox.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUPTZeWtzkI/AAAAAAAAABo/gwPiZHbAyf0/s400/cupidfailbox.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279295622806883906" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7072420207554401751?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7072420207554401751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/you-dont-have-to-be-crazy-to-fuck-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7072420207554401751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7072420207554401751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/you-dont-have-to-be-crazy-to-fuck-me.html' title='You don&apos;t have to be crazy to fuck me, but it helps!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUPTZeWtzkI/AAAAAAAAABo/gwPiZHbAyf0/s72-c/cupidfailbox.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-946034537946001880</id><published>2008-12-12T19:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:34:14.527Z</updated><title type='text'>Ahoy there Captain Fatbeard!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK8tB2XAYI/AAAAAAAAABg/URZREYaGJy4/s1600-h/cupidpirate.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 175px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK8tB2XAYI/AAAAAAAAABg/URZREYaGJy4/s400/cupidpirate.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278989195008213378" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-946034537946001880?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/946034537946001880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/ahoy-there-captain-fatbeard_12.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/946034537946001880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/946034537946001880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/ahoy-there-captain-fatbeard_12.html' title='Ahoy there Captain Fatbeard!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK8tB2XAYI/AAAAAAAAABg/URZREYaGJy4/s72-c/cupidpirate.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7644572333159146140</id><published>2008-12-12T19:25:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:26:33.764Z</updated><title type='text'>CAN I SMELL YOUR EARLOBES NOW?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK6z2mLXcI/AAAAAAAAABM/2jf307Xh7GA/s1600-h/cupideggs.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK6z2mLXcI/AAAAAAAAABM/2jf307Xh7GA/s400/cupideggs.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278987113223380418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-7644572333159146140?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/7644572333159146140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/can-i-smell-your-earlobes-now.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7644572333159146140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/7644572333159146140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/can-i-smell-your-earlobes-now.html' title='CAN I SMELL YOUR EARLOBES NOW?'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK6z2mLXcI/AAAAAAAAABM/2jf307Xh7GA/s72-c/cupideggs.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-1483139453808605841</id><published>2008-12-12T19:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:21:27.127Z</updated><title type='text'>I'm keen!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK5suaSS7I/AAAAAAAAABE/4pLFFSN3x30/s1600-h/cupidold.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK5suaSS7I/AAAAAAAAABE/4pLFFSN3x30/s400/cupidold.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278985891255307186" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-1483139453808605841?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/1483139453808605841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/im-keen.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/1483139453808605841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/1483139453808605841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/im-keen.html' title='I&apos;m keen!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK5suaSS7I/AAAAAAAAABE/4pLFFSN3x30/s72-c/cupidold.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-3867033385569428707</id><published>2008-12-12T19:16:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:16:33.048Z</updated><title type='text'>Contact me if you'd like a go on the other one!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK4jQSxiyI/AAAAAAAAAA8/CX1XxpnLFaw/s1600-h/cupidfail5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK4jQSxiyI/AAAAAAAAAA8/CX1XxpnLFaw/s400/cupidfail5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278984629040286498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-3867033385569428707?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/3867033385569428707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/contact-me-if-youd-like-go-on-other-one.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3867033385569428707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/3867033385569428707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/contact-me-if-youd-like-go-on-other-one.html' title='Contact me if you&apos;d like a go on the other one!'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK4jQSxiyI/AAAAAAAAAA8/CX1XxpnLFaw/s72-c/cupidfail5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-8765417581858916199</id><published>2008-12-12T19:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T19:09:09.380Z</updated><title type='text'>And during my second term at finishing school...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK2o8-J8-I/AAAAAAAAAA0/SFTgLJiYwnY/s1600-h/cupidfail5.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK2o8-J8-I/AAAAAAAAAA0/SFTgLJiYwnY/s400/cupidfail5.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278982527909491682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-8765417581858916199?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/8765417581858916199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/and-during-my-second-term-at-finishing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8765417581858916199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/8765417581858916199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/and-during-my-second-term-at-finishing.html' title='And during my second term at finishing school...'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUK2o8-J8-I/AAAAAAAAAA0/SFTgLJiYwnY/s72-c/cupidfail5.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-7520788110172356051</id><published>2008-12-12T18:43:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T18:44:50.464Z</updated><title type='text'>I like the taste of eyeballs</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUKw8D4-kAI/AAAAAAAAAAk/4V5ju7mMcsw/s1600-h/cupidfail4.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUKv_qmqSdI/AAAAAAAAAAU/qB4ikweF5_I/s400/cupidfail2.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278975221534706130" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-5017981639745131780?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/5017981639745131780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/ive-got-heroin-in-my-cunt-want-to-see.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5017981639745131780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/5017981639745131780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/ive-got-heroin-in-my-cunt-want-to-see.html' title='I&apos;ve got heroin in my cunt, want to see?'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUKv_qmqSdI/AAAAAAAAAAU/qB4ikweF5_I/s72-c/cupidfail2.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3735304922896932097.post-4507025540755485934</id><published>2008-12-12T18:32:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T18:41:16.606Z</updated><title type='text'>Halfbreed</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUKwRYVsLLI/AAAAAAAAAAc/JJQM6cME87k/s1600-h/cupidfail3.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUKwRYVsLLI/AAAAAAAAAAc/JJQM6cME87k/s400/cupidfail3.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278975525869333682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;"Well, due to some unfortunate events I'm currently living with my parents while looking for work, which is failing miserably.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime I'm trying to write a fantasy novel called Halfbreed, which I'm really pleased with so far."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3735304922896932097-4507025540755485934?l=cupidfail.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/feeds/4507025540755485934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/halfbreed_12.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4507025540755485934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3735304922896932097/posts/default/4507025540755485934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cupidfail.blogspot.com/2008/12/halfbreed_12.html' title='Halfbreed'/><author><name>Cupid Fail</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12777881200731985113</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xRPsWHceIVg/SUKwRYVsLLI/AAAAAAAAAAc/JJQM6cME87k/s72-c/cupidfail3.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
