Nothing to add

What I'm Doing With My Life

WORKING IN A HOSPITAL

I'm Really Good At

TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

The First Thing(s) People Notice About Me Are

EITHER HE IS AN IDIOT OUT TO MALE YOU LAUGH OR THE DIET DIDNT WORK

My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

ANY DENNIS WHEATLEY STORY. MOST ACTION OR COMEDY AND I DO LIKE A CURRY

Six Things I Could Never Do Without

SIX THINGS ?

LAUGHTER
GOOD FRIENDS
A GOOD CURRY
A GOOD READ
AN INTERESTING FILM
A NICE PIECE OF MUSIC

I Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About

NOT A LOT

On A Typical Friday Night I Am

READIG OR WATCHING A VIDEO

The Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit Here

NOT AFRAID TO CRY

You Should Message Me If

YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A HONEST LOYAL MAN EITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR

No shit!

The First Thing(s) People Notice About Me Are

my smile : -))))

A spotty man? You'd be lucky.

When she was made, they found something wrong with her and threw her away like a piece of rubbish.

What are the scores?

My parents swapped me for a horse.

WoW!

"Work wise I am a specialist working for a gaming company who are based in San Fransisco though luckily for me I work from home."

Translation: I sell internet hats in Second Life and cry myself to sleep at night.

She drivels on about being good at hugs, too. Is it personal ad speak for handjobs or something?

This kind of profile makes me sad inside.

"im a full time mummy"

Still, touching yourself is the best way to cure depression.

The Saddest Kangeroo

I'VE HAD A BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE

Coming soon to a cinema near you...

Brokeback Mountain, starring Boris Johnson.

If you listen very very closely...

...you can hear the corset saying "Help me! Help meeeee!"

ATTN GUYS!

YOUR COCK HERE

WLTM: Someone to go with for walks in the park..

or someone who will live me, in the park, must have own box

"a)i dont read books"

"Im nearly finished trainning to become an electrician"

The person I'd least like to sit next to at a dinner party!

"My favourite books: Books on relationships, spirituality and investment." Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die shave die.

You Should Message Me If... you're willing to forget where we met when people ask

I'm thinking that targeting yourself at people with a sense of shame is going to be a little bit limiting, mate.

Attention: uggers

Using the lowest resolution photo of yourself possible does not count as making the best of a bad lot.

Oh yeah baby, let me slide my manmeat between those sexy sexy pixels!

Smile! It will definitely never happen!

"please dont judge me on my appearance cause it is incredibly shallow and rude"

...and Orville?

Why does everyone trying to get an internet date bang on about cuddles all the time? Maybe if you just tried some good old-fashioned oral sex you wouldn't have to pick a partner from a load of internet reprobates?

"AN INSULT TO ME IS A COMPLIMENT"

Necessity: the mother of invention.