Monday 2 February 2009

What are the scores?

My parents swapped me for a horse.

WoW!


"Work wise I am a specialist working for a gaming company who are based in San Fransisco though luckily for me I work from home."

Translation: I sell internet hats in Second Life and cry myself to sleep at night.

She drivels on about being good at hugs, too. Is it personal ad speak for handjobs or something?

This kind of profile makes me sad inside.


"im a full time mummy"

Still, touching yourself is the best way to cure depression.

The Saddest Kangeroo

I'VE HAD A BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE