MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!

Good news everyone!

"I'm not 'into' sex"

Hello Princess!

Twattoo

It's Japanese for "Warning: Knobhead approaching".

"What I'm Doing With My Life"

"rummaging around in the shit-bin"

No-one likes me when I'm angry.

Yes, I am haunted by the ghosts of my own plain face!

Please love me, a donkey ate my ears :(

The lesser of two evils...

You don't have to be crazy to fuck me, but it helps!

Ahoy there Captain Fatbeard!

CAN I SMELL YOUR EARLOBES NOW?

I'm keen!

Contact me if you'd like a go on the other one!

And during my second term at finishing school...

I like the taste of eyeballs

the last photo ever taken by a block of butter

I've got heroin in my cunt, want to see?

Halfbreed

"Well, due to some unfortunate events I'm currently living with my parents while looking for work, which is failing miserably.

In the meantime I'm trying to write a fantasy novel called Halfbreed, which I'm really pleased with so far."